How can I get this one guy to stop calling me a lesbian? I’m not, and it is getting on my nerves. 10

phoenixed Asked: How can I get this one guy to stop calling me a lesbian? I’m not, and it is getting on my nerves. 10

I am in High School, and I have this one class which is basically like a free class to work on homework, make and paint Christmas decorations, bake cookies, make friendship bracelets, etc. There is a guy in there who is at my table along with a girl, the girl I have known for a while. The girl I am friends with, we laugh and giggle, exchange the lastest drama, hug, hang out, go to the bathroom together, etc. Just what friends do. There is this one guy, and he sits right in front of me. He doesn't really like me, I am pretty sure he finds me to be the most annoying girl in the world. While some people may laugh at my funny stories, he repeatedly tells me I am weird. I am Christian, don't smoke (he smokes), don't drink, and am very cheerful and happy and loving all the time, plus talkative. Sure, there has been a few other things that has ticked him off about me (I said his eyes looked like they were going into caves in his socket to lighten the mood, bad idea…). He always, every day, call me a lesbian. I am completely straight, not at all bi or anything. I am not a lesbian. When I try to tell him this, he says, "Sure… Call me in a few years and tell me how that has been." And comments like that. He also likes to embarass me by telling other people of this occationally (I will be talking to a hot guy, and he will say, "Watch out, she's a lesbo!"). I have never had a boyfriend, it isn't that I am not unattractive, it is the fact that I have very high standards (actually, not really. They must be Christian and nice and okay-looking). I have had flings, but never dating. There are plenty of guys who WOULD date me and have asked me out though… The guy says if I get a boyfriend and let him talk to him for 2 seconds, he will stop calling me that. Me and my friend were joking about getting a hot guy friend who likes me to pose as my boyfriend, and who would do it, jokingly though. The girl friend of mine will sometimes even giggle when the guy calls me that, and will cough up kind of rude and joking things to be funny, and when I say, "Uh, what did you say?" she will say, "Nothing, Kaylie, love you!" -_-Gah. What the heck? Ideas? Tips? Advice? What can I say that will make them stop? I already lied and told them I dated a guy named Will this past summer, which they say didn't count because we never kissed (techniquely, we never dated, because we met at Christian camp and he lives a whiles away, so we fit all that into a week, but I left that part out.)…And the guy just makes fun of me, I want to punch him, but I am weak! XD